Aquarius: Pluto is in your 134th house of alcohol, so it's best to tread lightly. Skip out on the tequila shots for Cinco de Mayo and stick with Corona, if not, you know what Joe Nichols says....
Aries: This week, fire and water don't mix so you could have a argument with someone in your life. However, salt and vinegar DO mix- so grab a bag of potato chips and watch a movie or something.
Aries: This week, fire and water don't mix so you could have a argument with someone in your life. However, salt and vinegar DO mix- so grab a bag of potato chips and watch a movie or something.
Gemini: Your love life seems like it is a never ending cycle. That will continue this week. What won't continue is your motivation to go to the gym, so your bathing suit body could suffer.
Virgo: Because we live on planet Earth and not on Saturn do not expect anyone to put a ring on it this week. You should, however, blast some Beyonce "Irreplaceable" because you may or may not be mad about not getting a ring.
Scorpio: When the moon rises at night you are at your fullest potential. Expect this for the next 7 nights. Beware, though, when the clouds roll in, your world may be a little dark.
Sagittarius: You may feel overcome with peace this week, because you may or may not have solved a conflict. Enjoy this time of tranquility because with Orion's Belt in your 43rd house of awesome, you are about to rock at life, so things will get hectic.
Cancer: When the sun rises on Sunday you will be faced with yet another puzzling situation right in your face. However, you may want to realize that someone may be hiding the last piece of that puzzle and the only way to resolve it is to get that back on the third sunset or you will be perpetually lost.
Taurus: Don't be afraid to wear that new top this weekend. It may be out of your normal fashion comfort zone, but rumor has it he/she likes you in green...
Leo: Get your life together, Leo! The stars will align for you soon... but the hot mess express has got to pull into the station. Post its, planners, yoga and maybe a walk in the park to clear your head may be your saving grace this week.
Libra: The 2nd ring of Saturn shows signs of a rocky weekend for you. Staying home with a Redbox and a batch of cookies may be your best bet. If, however, you do venture out... do not go alone.
Capricorn: Your love life may come as a surprise this week like a Starburst contradiction. When you least expect it, Cupid will make a May appearance and this person will be impossible to resist. Men, make sure your face is shaved and ladies, your legs are not the front lawn. You're going to want to look your best under the Cinco de Mayo moon.
Pisces: You may feel that no one cares this week, but the truth is your efforts are appreciated by many. Keep doing what you're doing and your persistence will pay off. Also, do not neglect the voicemail you have been avoiding for days. This is something you need to deal with stat.
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